Poor Swami Vivekananda !!

Gouthama Budha is walking in a garden and met Bhagat Singh. After a small talk, Bhagat singh asked Budha for fool proof techniques to control anger. Budha understood that singh is unhappy about something but could not guess the reason. The young and dynamic man wanted India to be free, he fought for it, he gave his life for it. After India got independence he could not control himself with happiness. Then slowly he become moody , and over the years his fuse is getting shorter and shorter. Its the first time he openly talked about his anger issues. But, angry on what? Bhagat singh started explaining , " Its because of RSS, they didnt take major part in Indian independence movement, I never subscribed to their idiology when i was alive. Now, they talk as if i am one of them. Religious freaks. I am a socialist and dont believe in religion. But these RSS people are really tarnishing my image !! "

Budha openly laughed at the face of Bhagat Singh. For Singh, at the moment, he looked like a laughing budha without tummy. Soon, LOL of budha turned into an ironic smile and tapped the shoulder of Singh and said , " Thats the problem with Hinduism, centuries ago , i relented hinduism and started my own religion. After few centuries , they made me avatar of vishnu and cleverly wiped out my religion. How i become avatar of vishnu? I dont know. Now you are also a hindu for those freaks though you are a Sikh.  So is the case with shiridi sai baba. He is a fakir, who made an old masjid his home and treated both hindus and muslims equally. Now see his fate, he has got temple in every colony, and a dedicated brahmin priest to look after his marble statues.

"You guys dont pay much attention to current affairs of the nations" came Gandhi with his long stick in his hand. Bhagat Singh was horrified " What happened now, did they tarnish my image further? "

"No" said Gandhi, "RSS turned Swami Vivekananda into a religious bigot and started sharing whatever they want to say using his image as background on Facebook ".

"Thats terrible" said Bhagat. "Not only that , they celebrated his birthday at a grand-scale to prove them he is one of them , soon they will leave you alone".

Bhagat is very much irritated with that , " Thats a good news for me, but this thing cant go on like that. They complain on  Christianity because of the religious conversions. And these idiots are converting great people into hinduism. At least missionaries offer money, education and hospital facilities"

His irritation reached one more step with the smiling face of Budha. "And he knows all these?" he questioned Gandhi.

"Dont think so".

"He is a great philosopher and wise man who understood Hinduism , unlike these fellows, lets go and wake him from meditation , i cant tolerate watching his image moving from a philosopher to a bigot" 

When they saw Vivekananda doing meditation, Bhagat Singh shouted " Arise, awake and stop not till you beat them all" .

Swami Vivekananda opened his eyes and Singh told him what was happening.  He didnt loose his cool, got up slowly and said " May be its because of the saffron cloths, from now on i will follow my guru Ramakrishna parama hamsa and drape only in white " ! !