ప్రజల మనిషి - తెలంగాణ మొదటి నవల

  వట్టికోట ఆళ్వారు స్వామి రచన. నైజాం రాజ్యం చివరి రోజులు చేరుకుంటున్నపుడు, గాంధీ మీద అందరికి నమ్మకం వస్తున్న సమయం, ఆర్యసామాజం స్థాపించిన కాలం, ప్రజాస్వామిక ఆలోచనలు పరిచయం అవుతున్న కాలం లో, నిజామాబాద్, కామారెడ్డి ప్రాంతాలలో రాయబడిన తెలంగాణా మొదటి నవల. 

సాంప్రదాయాలను ప్రశ్నించే ఒక బ్రాహ్మణ యువకుడు, సంక్షేమ పథకాల ఆశ చూపి జరుగుతున్న ఇస్లాం మత మర్పిడులని ప్రశ్నించి, రాజ్య ద్రోహం కేసు మీద జైలు కి వెళ్తాడు. తను దున్నుతున్న పొలం కాపాడటంలో ఒక కాపు కుర్రాడు, మతమర్పిడులకి వ్యతిరేకంగా పని చేసే ఆర్యసామాజం కుర్రాడు,  కుల అహంకారాన్ని, భూస్వామి తత్వాన్ని ప్రశ్నించడం మొదలు పెడతాడు. వ్యక్తిగతంగా ఎదురయిన సంఘటనలు, మనిషి ఆలోచన విధానంలో, స్వభావం లో తీసుకొచ్చే మార్పులు, తద్వారా వారే న్యాయం కోసం పోరాటం చేయడం ఇలా సాగే కథ. 

Tobacco and pictorial warning

 

All the major tobacco companies in India are going on for strike against the Govt policy of 85% pictorial warning on Cigarette packets.
It's time to review the Govt policy regarding Tobacco products.

Govt policy to discourage citizens from smoking is multifold
Pictorial warnings on the cigarette packs
Visual ads in TV and Cinema Theaters
Ban on advertisements on Tobacco products

The COPTA act which is enacted in 2003, bans the advertisement on any form of media for tobacco products and mandates a pictorial warning on the packages. And this is the act which banned public smoking . However, the ban is only limited to posters pasted on the walls.

In UPA Govt there is much objection on the smoking to the point of banning the usage of Cigarettes on silver screen. It's been repealed and got settled down to present day warning we see on the silver screen when the actor or actress smokes.

Since the NDA Govt came into power,  it's policy seems to levy more tax on the tobacco products on each budget.

COPTA act not implemented in many aspects. The act mandates the tobacco manufacturing companies to print nicotine and Tar levels on the each product. RTI reply to the question why it's not being implemented , is that the Government didn't have laboratory facilities to check if the manufacturers are printing the correct numbers or not.
The ban on advertisement of tobacco products had its impact on market in favor of old players. ITC, which maintains monopoly in the market , because of its distribution network , consumer base rules the market in urban areas. VFT, which sells low quality products which are cheaper than ITC products has its presence in sburban and rural areas.
The ban on advertisements resulted in near impossible situation for new players, leading to cartel formation by old players , which is never a favorable condition for the consumer in the liberal economy.

Quest for a watch

"This is the watch I found for you " said my friend while giving a long dark blue colored box to me. For a second I hoped that my quest for watch is over. When I opened the box , my hopes shattered.

All I want is a ... Ok, I better describe the watch I don't want. I don't want a chronograph , no gold color , no small dial , I don't need date , I don't need tachymeter , no stop watch , no timer , no week number,  no moonphase , no steel belt , no design on the face , no miniature explosives like in a bond movie  and of course not too expensive.

Apparently , the minimalistic watch with non metallic belt is hard to find. I been searching for that kind of watch for years now. Meanwhile ISRO sent a satellite to Mars , Bahubali movie released , Kasab was hanged , Telangana state born , Modi become prime minister and been roaming the world , but I could not find the wrist watch I want.

Does more features means " paisa vasool " ? Even though those features are useless ?  Why would somebody in 21st century , in the age of digital speedometer want to check the speed using tachometer on wrist watch? Who needs date function which needed to be corrected every month? And stop watch ?

The problem with chronographs is , one can't find out time in a glance. One have to stare at it.  I want a big dial watch , with hands and face in contrast colors. I am fed up with metallic straps , and I dont like gold color. The only preference is , round shape and black color. However, such a minimalistic watch is hard to manufacture. Some made it , but made them expensive.

Years ago, a guy told me that , life is simple and we make it complicated. He is right , we can not handle simplicity . Probably that's why its regarded as virtue than a normal trait. Minimalism ; is hard to get and accepted.

I dint mean to object the technological advancement, or having a device for each individual purpose.  New technology must be welcomed , even before Google Maps become global, cell phones got equipped with GPS chip.  A small FM chip in cell phones rebooted the FM radio industry. But, those features dont hinder your phone basic purpose like making and receiving call, however all those chronographs are beating the purpose of wrist watch, I.e show time.

On my quest I learned a good deal about watches. There are people in the world who are passionate about them. They all come together and discuss at www.watchyouseek.com .

Apart from these highly priced minimalistic watches , I could not understand few more things regarding watches. Whats with the obsession with the gold color and why ladies watches have such small dials?

My question is why simple designs are highly priced ? I will search for the watch I want in my budget  for one more year , if I could not find it,  I will  buy a watch get it customised. Silly people, silly world.

If you guys come across a minimalistic black analog watch with leather band with waterproof  in Rs 3k range  , do tell.

Curious case of GHMC

Greater Hyderabad Municipal Corporation started doing things which are beyond its scope and function. In a positive way though.

We expect nothing from a Municipal Corporation beyond good roads , working street lights and municipal water on time. GHMC doing more than that.

Last year GHMC started providing lunch for Rs 5 at Nampally Sarai. I  thought its nothing but an election campaign. Then came the Microsoft app " Citizen Next" which makes it easy to lodge complaint to GHMC. I have to tell you, i made few complaints to GHMC in the last couple of years, and they responded.  First the engineer would call to know the exact location of the issue, then after some time the issue will be solved or satisfactory explanation is offered. I did not expect that they would call me, but they did.
 
1. I complained on street dog issue, within a week , a guy called me at 8 AM , asked me to come to the location. The Dog van is already there, they caught dogs, asked me to sign on a paper , they left.

2. Had drive in dark from Putlibowli to Chadarghat. I complained. After two days a guy called me and explained that the street lights on the road are working fine, probably, its because of power cut i had to come in the dark. I checked it in a week time and the lights are working.

3. I made a complaint on pothole at Uppal road. An engineer called me to inform that Inner ring road does not come under the juridiction of GHMC , so can do nothing.

In all these cases, i did not even expect call for a complaint i made online. Of course, there were some structural faults which haunts the system. In the first case, the dog squad told me, they would sterilize dogs and release them on the street, and they will not catch a sterilized dogs again. He skipped the question on how they will identify which dogs were operated and which are not. In the second case, GHMC has no idea when the power cut will be, so there is no team work between power department and GHMC.

Despite them, they are actively working. At the least, trying.

Recently they have launched own-a-cab scheme, where GHMC gets the 85% of the loan for to get a taxi to the beneficiaries. Why would GHMC wants to provide employment? Providing loans is not its function nor providing food economically. A Govt body stepping out of its realm is a good thing? Or as the function of Govt is for the beneficiary of citizens , its doing the right thing? The function of hands to hold tools and work, not walking, but what if when legs stop moving?

 

Clarifying Human Rights

Did you see any old movies, where a mighty king can throw people behind bars and having killed at whim? That part is no fiction.  Those were medieval ages where life is not a right but mercy of the government.

Later that practice is abolished due to political movements and called it Right to Life. It means my life is mine, though Govt is superior , it cannot take my life from me except following the process of law.

We, Indians have “right to life " as a fundamental right. It means, Govt cannot put me behind bars without reason, or hang me without proving my guilt in the court of law. (That’s the theory).

In the recent encounters at Telangana and Andhra Pradesh , Netizens gave their support to police , presuming it as revenge ( Tollywood is famous for Revenge stories next to love stories . )  They questioned the Human Rights activists, why don’t they ask terrorist groups and criminals to stop doing crime, and if police were not humans and what about rights of their lives ?

Let's say, like in the movies of 70s and 80s, police came to your home and took you to police station, or shot you dead. Do you think it wont happen? Do you think all police personal are saints, and their hearts burn with guilty when they have use force?

As I tried to explain earlier, Human rights are to prohibit govt from killing the citizens. You know, you can make a complaint to Human Rights commission, if family of martyred police didn’t get the ex-gratia or promised job to the family member on humanitarian grounds.  Human rights commission is another weapon for a citizen along with courts, to ward of Govt if it encroaches into the personal space.

If you believe Good people and Bad people are two different people, then, please close this window and continue playing candy crush saga.

If power does not corrupt, then we don't have to come a long way from Monarchy to Democracy.  Somehow power, brings out the true nature of humans. To check that, we been using accountability. If police is not accountable for the bullets they use, the situation will be too dark.

Yesterday I went to “Encountering accountability”, a discussion pertaining to recent Encounters that happened in Telugu land.

The second speaker, a lady, forgot her name, is quite imaginative, and a conspiracy theorist. In the encounter that  happened in Telangana, three police were shot dead and wife of one of them is a pregnant. And her imagination is the encounter is a set up (assumption required to be a human rights activist) and Govt handpicked the officer whose wife is a pregnant, so that people will justify the killing of others. That’s where I stood up and walked out.

The first speaker, Jeevan Kumar is lot sensible than her. Unlike her, he talked on data collected.  One intriguing point he raised is about the word Encounter itself.  The usual story is that police with arms, with no intention of using them, were going to somewhere, then they were attacked by criminals (including Naxalites) , in order to save their own lives, they have opened fire, and criminals got killed.

1.      If the usual story is true, then in many cases, death of police should occur, which is very rare.

2.      Coming to the specific incident which happened in seshachalam forest. Criminals were in hundreds, they attacked police by throwing stones and axes, and police opened fire. 20 criminals died. None were injured, none were arrested. Now that i am writing, the incident reminded me the climax of “ The Great escape”. 

A common Netizen justification is that, few police got beaten up in the past by the same gang, regarding Seshachalam incident. So it’s a revenge story, super hit. 

 Dont get confused that justice and revenge are same. Punishment through the process of law, is not just to placate the victims family, but its remind others that, there is powerful force above attacker and victim, and breaking the law will not be tolerated.  

I support Human rights , up to the point of controlling the Govt to take lives of citizens. I am not that Human Rights activist who believe death penalty should be abolished, i support it. In fact, i always wonder why they don’t hang people in public which will install fear better than reading the news about it. 

Continents move faster than our courts.  Should we go for “ Instant justice”  then? That’s a good idea, provided that only wise have the power to use weapons.  We cant trust all police, and i will not trust the police who took the sparking plug of my friends bike to get money. If he is given a gun and no accountability on how he used it, there the only difference between him and a gangster would be just uniform. 

We might romanticize the police encounters for “Instant justice” like the movie Bharateeyudu. But what if the old man starts using his martial arts skill for his own purpose not for the society ?

The Greens !

The Green Brothers, publish vlogs (Video log) on Youtube. They have countless number of videos but, the channel "Crashcourse" intrigued me. This youtube channel is maintained by PBS.

The idea is to make school lessons interesting with graphics, fun facts, trivia  and how it affects reality. John Green, takes care of social studies and his brother Hank handles Science. John jumps a lot and Hank shake a lot. Seems, its the universal body language of vloggers.

I have finished, watching chemistry and biology playlists and half way through History of the world videos.

Nobody can master a subject A to Z. Even the guys doing Ph.d selects a topic and specializes in it, but what about guys who rolling stones like me. We dont want to get struck with one subject for the entire life. All we try to learn is how little we know.

This is the link to Crashcourse https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX6b17PVsYBQ0ip5gyeme-Q

Are you calling me lazy ?

So, you, who is lazy to think and check facts before judging, calling me lazy? I might be lazy at doing things, but, you , you are lazy even to think.You, lesser Homo Sapiens , you are not entitled to be categorized under Sapiens category, unless you start using your brain.

All your miserable, boring life, you wanted greatness and get attached to things which are considered great. Because, you,  born-lazy, cant even think and identify what do you want in life. You want to be great, or rich or satisfied or happy or achiever etc etc . You have no clue. Society asked you to fall in line, and you just doing  , reading movie gossips on your phone.

You are so pathetic that , you cant watch a movie and judge it based on what your likes and dislikes. You go by critic ratings. Even those critics know that you are lazy to read the review so they started using stars and marks. You , idiot, if you accept those ratings and reviews blindly and decide to go to a movie or not to, then does not it mean, you dont have stand based on your contemplation  and just go with some unknown guy? Of course, i can understand why you do that. You have "aligned" your opinions to some fellow working for a website so that without watching the movie, and without going through a simple thought process of consideration and appreciation, you can speak of the movie and pretend to be a movie critic , is not it.? And you call me lazy for not lacking the patience to fight and get tickets on the first day of movie release. 

You are lazy to pursue dreams. Are you not  lazy even to have your own dream?, the movies and the ads you saw become your dreams.  Is not it? How boring you are. And you calling me lazy for not folding the blanket after i got off bed?

Normally, i care less for people like you, however i get irritated at your laziness, when you share something on whatsapp or on Facebook without checking the facts and source. Seriously dude, dont you ever get  doubt on those forward messages? Are you that dumb or your laziness made your mind numb?

 Are you not lazy to take care of your self?  Unless you have to shit and searching a sulabh complex on Google Maps , its not acceptable to drive  with eyes on smartphone. If that is the case, its hilarious to see you meeting a shitty accident. Now , tell me the truth, you think you have achieved greatness by driving fast , is not it? You think, people will recognize you for that, without doing anything good to any one ? Seriously, how dependent are you on opinions of others, how immature you to think it actually matters, and how lazy of you think that by raising the throttle you will get what you want. I pity you, but when you die on road due to high speed, i would say "You deserve that ".

We are not lazy, we just ignore mundane activities to impress someone, and we leave the task when it become boring to us, just like this post.

Her !

I was browsing IMDB for good dramas and fumbled on this one. The villain of the movie Gladiator is leading. I read his name just before starting this post but forgot, however his performance in Gladiator can't be.

Coming to the movie. Initially the movie appeared to be very sensitive. So sensitive that I could not sit and watch the next scene before the present settles down. I made four cups of coffee for myself in first hour. Last movie for which I had similar reaction is " Finding never land ".

Anyway, the plot is the love affair of an author with his artificially intelligent operating system, which has the ability to learn. Dont assume that the computer grows to be has master. The history of science fiction make us think of Artificial intelligence in a bad way. From Terminator movie series, to I,Robot of will smith  to animated Wall-E , every science fiction movie does it, making us to believe the knowledge and ability to learn leads to hunger for power. But what if, the machine starts enjoying learning and it get hunger for more knowledge. That's the story of the movie.

వీటిని పట్టించుకోమా మనం ?

Industrialization , globalization వల్ల ఆదివాసులు తమ ఆదాయాన్ని , సంస్కృతిని కోల్పోతున్నారు కాబట్టి , అవి చాలా చెడ్డవని ఈ మధ్య ప్రచారం బాగా జరుగుతోంది. Avatar , ఉరిమి కధాంశాలు కూడా అవే . ఇప్పుడు మీడియా , మూవీస్ పెరిగి మనకి ఈ సమస్య గురించి ఎక్కువగా వినడం జరుగుతోంది అని, పరిశ్రమలలో వచ్చిన మార్పుల వల్ల పూర్వం కూడా ఇలాంటి బాధలు సమాజం లో కొందరు పడ్డారని, చాలావాటిని మనం నిర్లక్ష్యం చేసామని  నా గట్టి నమ్మకం  . ఉదాహరణకి ...

paperless office కోసం తాపత్రయ పడుతూ , మనం కాగితం పరిశ్రమని దెబ్బ కొడుతున్నాం 

ఈమెయిలు వాడకం ఎక్కువయిపోయి , పోస్టల్ డిపార్టుమెంటు ని దెబ్బ కొట్టాం 

వాహనాలు ఎక్కువగా వాడటం వల్ల , ఎడ్లబడ్ల తాయారు చేసే వారు నష్టపోతున్నారు 

మొబైల్ ఫోను  ల్యాండ్ లైన్ ని,  ల్యాండ్ లైను ఫోను టెలిగ్రాఫ్ ని, టెలిగ్రాఫ్ పావురాల్ని నాశనం చేసేసాయి , 

చైనా నుంచి వచ్చిన కాగితాన్ని బాగా వాడుతూ , దేశి పరిశ్రమ అయిన తాళపత్ర పరిశ్రమని నాశనం చేసారు మన పూర్వీకులు.

మొబైల్ ఫోన్లు ఎక్కువయ్యాక , డబ్బా రేడియోలు కొనడం మానేసారు 

బ్రాడ్బాండ్ నెట్ చవకగా రావడంతో , ఇంటర్నెట్ కేఫ్ లు మూత పడుతున్నాయి 

డిష్ టీవీ , కేబుల్ టీవీ పరిశ్రమని తోక్కిపెట్టాలని చూస్తోంది 

రెడీమేడ్ బట్టల పరిశ్రమ , సందు చివరి టైలర్ కడుపు కొట్టింది 

టూత్ బ్రుష్ ల వల్ల , వేప పుల్లలకి, బొగ్గు పొడికి  ఆదరణ తగ్గింది 

హోమియోపతి , అలోపతి హడావిడిలో మనం అయోర్వేదాన్ని , పసరు మందులని మర్చిపోయాం , అలాగే భూత వైద్యుల్ని కూడా 

తుపాకి పరిశ్రమ  కత్తి పరిశ్రమని, బాణాల పరిశ్రమని , ఈటెల పరిశ్రమని మాయం చేసేసింది 

టీవీ , మూవీలు వచ్చాక నాటకరంగాన్ని పట్టించుకోడం బాగా తగ్గింది 

చైనా నుంచి తెచ్చుకున్న పట్టు ని , మన భారతీయ దేవుళ్ళకి కూడా తొడిగి అదే మన సాంప్రదాయం , సంస్కృతి అన్న భ్రమ లో బ్రతుకుతున్నాం
కంప్యూటర్ పిచ్చి లో పడి  Typewriters ని పట్టించోకవట్లేదు ఎవరు ..
అసలు వాహనాల ఉత్పత్తి పెంచి , ప్రజలకి నడిచే అవసరం తగ్గించి, తద్వారా చెప్పులు తక్కువుగా  అరిగేల చేసి , చెప్పులు కుట్టేవాళ్ళ కడుపు కొడుతున్నాయి Honda, Hundai, Bajaj లాంటి సంస్థలు.

రోడ్డు మీద కుక్కలని , అడివిలో పులుల్ని , పశ్చిమ కనుమలలో అంతరించుకుపోతున్న కప్పల గురించి ఆలోచించే మనం , వీటి మీద ఎందుకు మౌనం గా ఉంటున్నాం ?

 

Social Experiment on Education, observation and forgetfulness

For the last one week,  I have been doing a social experiment. And i need support to expand the scope of it.

The experiment is based on bunch of questions , which are fundamental in nature. 6 of my friends failed to answer most of the questions. All of them are from different sectors, one is a fitness trainer, one from medical field , two students and two software engineers.

Here are the questions

1. What is "Milli" in Millimeter ? ( After many trails and errors , one student gave the correct answer, rest dont know )

2. How many feet for one yard?

3. Will stars be visible on a newmoon night?

4. Number of states in India?

5. Number of days between Fullmoon night and Newmoon night?

6. Difference between "Feet" and "Square Feet " ? ( one guy said, two feet is square feet " )

If you wish to have fun, please be a volunteer for this social experiment and share funny answers you got. 

Indian foreigners in India

Yes, there are many persons who were born in India , grew up in India but are not really Indians. 

I believe every person has the duty to have minimum knowledge about his country before appreciating things about other nations. Ooh, please, don't get me confused with a religious fundamentalist who create mess on Valentine's day. Nor i believe, its the westernized cloths which inspire sexual urge leading to rape.  I am a libertarian.

My point is there are few people in this country, who learned about India through discovery channel. They don't prefer to watch Indian movies, they don't read Indian authors ( chetan bhagat is exception in some cases) , don't listen Indian music much ( I am not referring to carnatic music, Bollywood items also count as Indian music ) . They use the word "fuck" as many times as possible, just to show off how americanized they are.

They have more knowledge on American civil war than Indian independence movement. Their happiest day is not when they become parent or achieved something but when they sip Starbucks coffee.

These people, at heart truly believe that they are foreigners touring India. Its easy to identify them, they still think India is a poorest country with most beggars or snake charmers. They often go to Goa to mingle with "their people". They deliberately follow the fake American accent.  Their knowledge on politics in US soil is better than India.

I am not saying they are wrong or throw them out of country . India follows diversified cultures which were borrowed from other regions and religions. Nor i meant to say, we should abandon non-indian goods. I like jeans, electronic gadgets and tea, none of them originated here. 

We have adapted many ideals from west, which liberated our women, lower class people , labors to some extent. In the era of Globalisation, we may seek solution to the chronic issues of land from distant land. But, observing the nation through the shades of western "all the time" is annoying. Every country has its own issues. If a country is economically advanced does not mean, we have to adapt the issues it is facing to submerge our own.   

Learn on which ground your feet are, make peace with it. Stop whining because India is not USA. And if you go to foreign land stop whining about their culture. 

The Alarm !

Last year when i started morning walk, a friend of mine wanted to join me. I said OK. He asked me give him a wake up call. I tore that request apart as he can use alarm feature of his smart phone. He tried to lecture me on value of friendship and a friend in need is a friend indeed. I thought he didnt know how to set alarm.

After one year, another friend asking the guy from last year to wake him early in the morning. As the discussion was happening in front of me, i asked why he has to wake him up. The reply was " It feels good , when someone wakes us up with a phone call " , my first thought was, he might have broke up with his girl and wants someone to call him early in the morning.

The question is why you need somebody to do your work when you can do it without any trouble? Initially, i concluded that its accepting weakness. But it didnt fit in for all cases to explain. Then thought of super-ego, which demands a man-Friday for chores. I had to rule it out as i knew him a bit.

Then started focusing on how someone reminding of him of the things he wish to do , makes him happy? If i want to do something, and if anyone reminds me of it, i get irritated , thats ego. But why would he be feeling good?

My next guess was "need". Its not that he needs another mans help to walk , its just that he wants a company. But why does he want a company for a simple thing like going to morning walk?

I have decided to do autopsy of the issue, in Thomas Hobbs way. According to the philosopher, all our emotions, deeds, behaviors etc etc i.e everything that makes us human come from two feelings. 1. Wanting 2. Not Wanting. This didnt help me, as he "wants" to go morning walk.

You, the reader, must be thinking that i am wasting because a friend of mine asked another to give him a call. Its not an isolated issue. I know people who needs a company to go to washrooms (including men), have tea, paying bills, shopping, watching a movie, doing chores etc etc.

Some political philosophers tried to explain why individuals formed a society. We were born in a society and we take it for granted like sun and moon. However, society is not a natural thing. Some say, we formed groups to protect our selves from chaos and some say to help each other. I dont think any normal person in the world can cause chaos by going to walk alone. And if he is not a physically challenged person, he does not help either.  I agree that a good company will make these things lively, but i could not understand how people avoid doing things because they have company.

May be, some cant stay calm for a long time without talking. And thats another thing i have not understood at yet. More on the related subject The man who talk too much !!

To be social, do we have to lose individuality and solitude ? Losing the joy of solitude for fake laughs seems silly.  Taking care of self gives confidence. It assures us we dont have to depend on someone for our needs. However, most of the people, dont even know how to pass time without a company. If they are bored, they have to call someone to chitchat.

I cant conclude this post because, i have dont have answers.

OPEN ART

Last week i went to movie screening of "Hola Venkat". A low budget Indian-in-America movie. I enjoyed it, because its dark comedy and its free.

I was leaving right after the movie but my friend bid me to sit there and listen to the producer-cum-director speech. Its a low budget movie where Travelling charges eaten up a lion share of budget. A whole bunch of actors are friends of the director and apparently they didn't pay a penny for locations and cars used in the movie.

After he explained his troubles in making the movie, the director asked us to donate any amount of money to support his work. With that, i was impressed with  the concept of movie making and distribution more than movie.

As a guy who gets bored too soon, i was already bored with mainstream cinema. Low budget movies, plays and short films become my resort for recreation as they are willing try new themes. Especially short movies and plays.

While coming home, i tried to link the art with the technology. Before technological evolution, the artist have to have money or blessings of a rich  fellow to make his art known. Imagine number of movie ideas which might be great but got rejected by the producers before YouTube. We never know how many articles, short stories , poetry and novels before blogosphere started got rejected by publishers.

One hobby which got boost from technology is photography and painting. Digital art is one way of expressing self , however most of the digital art is produced by an armature in Photoshop who think creating weirdness is modern art. The cheap cameras  gave birth to good photographers, but they are hard to find. Most of the hobby photographers are just idiots with SLR cameras just zooming and shooting shit thinking its art.

Anyway, what technology did to art is , it saved creativity from the clutches of production and publishing houses. The same goes to educational system too. Without internet how i am supposed to know the contemporary thinkers and professors of west or east.

Art of irritating people , some of my methods -2

In the last five years, i have developed new methods of annoying/irritating people.

1. Stop being humble :  "I am always right" . This simple statement annoyed almost all of my friends. I kept saying it for the fun, and now people started scrutinizing my every action. This is keeping me on the edge.

People expect us to be humble in receiving compliments. The response to "You did great", should be "No, anybody can do that". Then we can play the stupid game of , i-am-humble-so-praise-me-more. If your response is "yes, not everyone can do it" with a smile, then it may sound like a witty remark initially, but others will start perceiving it as arrogance. The trick here is, not being humble in dialogue, but being one in actions. Do not let the body language give any cue that you are arrogant. I learned this little trick from great boxer Ali.

2. Give them their own medicine : More than half of us have identity crisis. We lie and exaggerate to get admiration. People lie about great literature they read and great things they did. Be their loud speaker and propagate how great they are what great things they did, to the point where other parties will get tired of you praising that person, question the credibility of him, which in turn, keep that person in soup. You have created an image for him, now he has to protect it or he will become a fool.This method takes a long time to get results.

3. Decoding persons :  Generalizing behavior of an individual. You need not be right in understanding his behavior. Just say something like, he did that because he thought so. Many hate being decoded. Everybody thinks he is a complex personality. Just demolish that belief. One need to have an eye for observation, to guess correctly. If your guess is wrong, its fine too, now the victim has to explain himself, which is pretty annoying. Any way, the mission is accomplished.

4. Take a moral high ground and say it. I learned this technique from religious preachers. They think they are better than rest of us, and preach us because its kind of  wise-man's-burden. Modify it and use it. Say out loud that, you are better than rest of them. When i say, i know a lot, it  implies that the victim does not know much. Its an indirect insult. Works most of the times and keeps victim in a soup. He cant refute , because it will make him a villain to argue against morals, if he didn't refute , it implies he doesn't have a clue on morals. Anyway, we win.

5. Correcting : An old trick , but still effective. Correct their grammar, spelling or childish acts like biting nails. Make them feel, they are immature and posses less knowledge. Its similar to above technique , without lecturing.

PS : These methods are not to insult, they are meant to have a light moments among friends. Do not fall in the pit of irritating others and think you won. Once you got the wrong idea that, annoyance of others is the proof to your intelligence , then you are doomed. Once people got used to your methods, they stop being annoyed. It might force you to escalate, like insulting in public. That's how you become friendless. Annoy people, but never become annoyance all the time.

That PS is example of method 4 :P

For part-1 of the series, click on it 

sceptical Patriot

If you are like me, who can remember history from school a bit, but not sure if the forward messages on India which are intended to feel proud of being Indian, like , India never invaded another country in the last ten thousand years etc etc . Then, this book is for you.

Author Sidin, busts some of the messages which get circulated on Facebook, email and on whatsapp. He dug into history and tried to bring out the truth. Well, that's just not what i liked in the book.

I admired the tone of the book in which author tried to present his views. His views are balanced, thought he busted the false pride we get from such messages, he maintained that India is great, and instead feeling pride of the actual Indian things, we thump our chests on nonsense. I admire the tone of the book in fact, if i had to write something like, i would dedicate at least one chapter to abuse idiots who forward such nonsense. However, he didn't do it.

The book is informative and covered variety of topics from Number theory to Radio technology, to greek mythology to analysis of GDP.

As the author wrote humours novels previously, and he tried put comedy in this book, Flipkart kept this book under humour section which derogatory to the topic. I wish they move it to non-fiction.

I didn't feel like i wasted money on this one, over all a good book.

Traveling Unreserved

I have little knowledge on public transportation for long distances. When it comes to Railways and Airlines, i am truly dumb. I cant even understand the words used in them.

I dont have to deal with flights, but as a middle class person, i have to with Trains. Its a whole different story when my father used to book the tickets and gets the confirmation, and i board on train, sitting and enjoying the ride, with hands out of window.

I had to attend my close friends wedding in Delhi, he informed a month and half before, but i am too lazy to book tickets then. In my defense, the waiting list was 80 then, i thought i would go for Tatkal. It didnt workout.

Uday bought  General Tickets, paid the penalty to the TC and we got into AP express sleeper coach. Got window seats and napped till Khajipet, then the struggle started.  We are the guys with no reservation. So our bums require mercy of others to land somewhere.

Then came a Punjabi family. The whole family is noisy , especially the granny. She been advising everybody on everything. She shown mercy on us and let us sit on the side upper berth. Then two old ladies from the same family had a lengthy discussion on how long they can extend the mercy on us and at what time they should ask us to leave the berth. Well, i didnt understand any of that, Uday translated it for me.

For this 24hr journey , i have bought three books with me. I was meaning to finish them off and buy few more at Delhi for return journey.

 I passed time till evening, sitting on the edges of berths and  standing at foot board,  I cant strike a conversation because i am not fluent in Hindi, , i have nothing much to do except staring at Vindhyas.

The night brought more problems. Now that reserved people are going to sleep, all unreserved ones, including Uday came to the door making it hard for me to hold my ground.

The irritated TC, become all friendly, once he removed the coat and washed his face. In broken Hindi, i asked if there is any chance of getting a berth, now the answer is a friendly NO.

There was a large aluminum box near washbasin. I was planning to sit on it and sleep. Owner of the box said, its his seat, like Sheldon of Bing Bang Theory. I was back on my feet, and contemplating if i could sleep  like horse, standing. No, our body doesnot work that way, if only we had evolved from Horses instead of Monkeys.

The box-guy, who is Telugu, gave permission to sit on it with him, as his wife got berth in the next compartment. I just began to the enjoy the cool air blowing on my face, so let Uday sit on it. I was hoping that, as a notorious nocturnal , he could pass the night, so i can sleep on the box.

But, he slept, with head on the box and legs stretched towards bathrooms. He slept !

At Bhopal, a Sardarji, boarded, who is exuberant and funny. Instead of sleeping on his reserved berth, he engaged all unreserved in a conversation. I took part in it with nods and laughs. Soon, i was part of the large group. We spent some time, eyeballing the ladies ( only beautiful and young ones) going to the toilets. Then each one of us, started telling how they ended up in this train unreserved. Just like me, most of them were having unconfirmed tatkal tickets of other trains reaching for Delhi. One fellow said, his waiting number was 2, when i showed empathy, he showed an old guy, who is trying to sleep beside another guy on the floor, and told that his number was 1. The old guy, got up and started telling me how his fate is always bad.

Once Sardarji went to sleep, we are bored. I am bored and tired and getting tired of boredom. I went to the door, closed it , sat on the floor with my back on the door and started resting. Now, my other unreserved brothers, called me and gave me a rolled-up bed which belongs to a passenger who is already snoring on his bed. The bed is huge, there is no way to unroll it and sleep. I just sat on it and slept.  When i woke up in discomfort , Uday is struggling to sleep, may be people going to Toilet are kicking him in hurry. For sometime, he sat beside me and tried to sleep, it didnt work as the door knob is prodding. He went back to his favorite position and slept again.

Somewhere around 3, Uday, woke me up and said there are berths. I gave the bed to another brother-who-could-not-get-berth and followed Uday. He is following a police. The police lead us to faraway compartment , where he thought there are berths. Then started negotiating with the people who are sitting in RAC berth. As i said before, my Hindi is weak, i was half-asleep and they are talking in local dialectic. From their voice modulation, i understood that, the police guy already sold the berth to them, now he wants it back as expecting much from us.

The talks didnt go well, then he lead us to another compartment, which is far far away. One police guy, asked me to sleep in the empty middle berth and another took Uday to another compartment.

I thought , that night will pass without me resting on a flat surface, but it finally happened. Uday visited me to tell that he got it in S1. I asked him to switch on the phone and went to sleep , ignoring the snores.

I woke up at 7 or so. Then i realized that i dont have change with me. I am sure, Uday wont be awake. After much contemplation, i have decided that me having tea is more important than he having a sleep. I got down to go to him, only to realize that he is on the upper berth. I didnt show mercy and woke him up for money so that i can have my elixir.

He slept again, and in couple of hours we reached Delhi.

Boys and Porn

Today , i stumbled upon this TEDx video by Ran Gariveli. The title is "Why i stopped watching porn". Seen a couple videos with similar title which fall under comedy category, but not this one.

In Min, the author explained, or lets say presented his treatise on how a simple thing like porn affects us in return how it changes the society.

Porn , bunch of videos or photographs , which gives us enough material to boost the imagination so that we can masturbate, have been a deciding factor how we treat sex. In the words of the speaker, sex is not just penetration. Its kind of twists the minds of teenagers , for who porn is always available , to think that, in sex, there is no role for hands. Where is the romance? Could they tell the difference between sex and love-making?

Another issue, the speaker pointed out is something i never thought of. That, porn is nothing but video graphed prostitution. Something to think over.

Another TED video discussing the same subject,

Me? teaching ?

I never actually believed i could teach someone. Or i would agree to a situation like that.

However, my Boss, asked me to teach basics of computers to kids from weavers family, so that they might develop designing skills with the help of IT.

I agreed without second thought , as he would ask me to sit in the office and  do the deskjob if i dont go out on some work.

Went to Chowtuppal, a small town,  to test my abilities as a teacher, in which , i think , i have failed like congress party failed in 2014 General elections.

Kids studying from 7th class to Degree first year sat before me with poker faces, except a girl who is too eager and boy he got convinced that i have nothing new to teach him. When i asked, how many of them didnt know computers at all, some of them raised their hands, and these same kids, started playing classic solitaire when i was writing on board.

I tried to explain the difference between hardware and software first, because thats the class my teacher taught me. Then i forgot what he taught me next. I dont know where to go after that, even Google could not help me in that regard the previous night.

From my personal experience as a student with English as third language, i planned to make them understand the meanings of simple words like path, properties, rename , save, settings, etc etc. However, the audience didnt expect a English class.

I was struck for moment, kids are struck too, they wanted to play and paint but i am stopping them. Its like the silence before war. Its no more teacher-student, its more like performer- audience. Well, though i am officially their computer "teacher" , i cant punish them not listening to me. Without raising interest in their little heads  , they would treat computers just like maths. Thats the opposite of  purpose of the classes.

I taught them how to change wallpapers and screensavers. Then how to save a file to desktop , then asked them show their creativity on MS paint and left.

I might have to take another class in couple of days, need suggestions to improve my skills in teaching. 

Foot ball league

I am not actually a sports person, never took them seriously, and I am not ashamed to announce that, so far, I have not seen a cricket match from toss to trophy.

However, I liked the concept of T20 and IPL. I liked them because, local players, who could not sustain melee in the Ranji trophy, able to play at international level, bypassing the politics.

Today, Sachin Tendulkar announced that he wants to change the sports fabric of India. Thats one refreshing thing. I am sick of people around me talking only of cricket, noticing lengthy articles on newspapers. Badminton penetrated a bit, but thats not sufficient.

IPL style hockey trophy with funky team names failed to grab our attention. Now its football, lets see if it could the change the fabric of sports as Sachin thought.

Sneeze, Arrangement and Sugery - Plays by Anton Chekov

Watched three short plays by Anton Chekov back to back today.

I dont who Chekov was, but i really liked them. 

"The Arrangement" focuses on how a father wants his son to grow up, become a man. Unfortunately, he links it with having sex. So he takes his son to a brothel. The innocent young boy, was confused, excited and scared at the same time. After paying the prostitute, father decides , not to kill his innocence so early. A 15 min play. We went late, and missed first five minutes.

"The Sneeze". Story of a clerk who is interested in the theater. He goes to a theater with his wife, and buys first class tickets. When the show is about to start, he realizes the minister, under whose department he works came to the show and sitting beside him. He got excited , invades the privacy of the minister to get to know him, which he believes who help him in the career. When everybody is deeply involved in the cinema, the clerk sneezes so hard that, he dampens the Minister's hair. Minister was cool about it, but the clerk would not let it go. He drags apologizing to a point which annoys Mrs. Minister. Minister tries to change the topic and starts small talk, but the clerk continues to apologize.

Clerk could not sleep that night. He gets anxious about the sneezing incident and tells his wife that he is going to apologize the minister at his office one more time. Not minding suggesting from his wife, he goes to the office. The Minister, could not recall clerk. Clerk narrates whole sneezing incident and tells him how sorry he really was. Minister asks him to go easy on what happened and sends him away.

Now Clerk is tension free. But he is furious. He concludes that the minister was responsible for losing mind over such a trivial matter. He wants to question the minister why he tormented him. He goes to the ministers office again, asks him why. The Minister gets annoyed for getting disturbed over such a silly matter and gets angry. Terrified by the anger of Minister, while trying to talk to him, he sneezes on Ministers face. The Minister shouts and warn the clerk to not to show his face ever.

Poor clerk, reaches home frustrated than ever, and dies.


"The Surgery " . A comical play where a yet-to-get-degree intern pulls the tooth of a priest complains of toothache.

Of all the three, i liked " The Sneeze" .