Often people see laziness as vice, but i guess its a virtue. And its the driving force which makes the world move forward. We are too lazy to move our hands to communicate so we learned how to speak. And some people went too far, they dont want to move their jaws to communicate, they will just give expressions and expect us to understand. We are too lazy to understand that expressions from their point of view and we will just assume whatever come to our mind, leading to misunderstandings.
We are lazy togo n kill a person with small arms, we developed guns. Students r too lazy to work hard so they copy in the exams.
We are lazy to goto bank and do the transaction, so they invented online banking. And mobile banking come to our rescue when we are lazy to sit before a computer to do the bank work!!
We often use "k" insted of "ok" while smsing or chatting, dont u think its funny? If we dont have laziness why would anyone invent a tv remote? And even slavery is result of our laziness.
Especialy we indians are too lazy to do anything. We are too lazy to raise our voice against injustice. We lazy to cast our vote. Lazy to take precuations untill something bad happens. Lazy to know what happening to the country. So usually we depend upon the cab-gossips, bus-chats to improve our knowledges.
But we are the best in claiming that we are not lazy. We invented nothing expect zero, but we claim every scintific invention from radio waves to nuclear bomb, stolen from our vedas by foregners. We talk about politics though we never use power of vote. Lazy enough to go n pay our taxes, but we complain about bumping roads to power cuts. We are lazy to goto theater to watch a film, so we use piracy CD's. We talk about indian traditions n customs but lazy to learn sanskrit and lazy to conduct the marriage for 5 days.
Men are lzier than women. Its not the attribute we men develope while growing, its hardwired in our mind even before taking birth.Its considered that boyz prefer to sleep in the womb not like girls who move n kick their mothers from inside.
If u dont have laziness that indicates, u r not happy.You work on something if it is not acceptable to you or there is something u think not going in the right way. You want to change that n create a mess. Women always do that. They clean the room everyday and still doesnt where they kept the mobile or remote or handbag. We men developed memory power to balance our virtue.
The indian philosophy comes to handy in this regard, that its not real. We are living in maya, just like matrix. Then what is point of working hard when its not real.
Lets take a test to check how lazy u are, answer the following questions and find that out
1. I will never use T9 while texting and i wont use so called sms language.
2. I goto theater stand in the queue and take tickets, never use online booking or telephone booking
3. I goto Railway station n fillup the reservation form , never reserved through online.
4. My room is alway is clean, tidy and sophisticated.
5. After drinking tea or anything at home i will put the glass in the sink.
6. I work out daily.
7.I dont use speed dial in my mobile.
8. I never forgot taking Id card to office.
Now tell me how much lazy u r?
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Home alone!!
I am alone at home for past 10days, enjoying the home without any restrictions. The day my mom and dad went out of station it was in their style now its in my style. Sanjeev's style....complete mess. The floor become sticky due to dust. Ofcourse my foot dont touch the floor because news papers are scattered everywhere. If some guests come to home they cant identify which one is hall , which one is bedroom and kitchen. Unclean dishes are everywhere in the house. Some acheived to transform the my house that is 'home sweet home' to bachelors room.
I am lazy to wash dishes and even lazy to throw them in backyard to let maid clean it. So since last week i have been using rice bowl for tea and same glass to have it. No need to mention about the process called "washing cloths"(Doing it now).
But in these 10 days i have leant some new skills...i would say life saving skills...like preparing maggi. Even i experimented on potato fry (added some sugar to it along with chilli and salt....not so good but eatable.
Well, today i have learnt a new thing about human psychology or my psychology. That is whenever we feel great about something that depends upon many constraints which we even dont know. If u ever enjoyed a cappuccino at coffee day or somewhere when u felt like 'wow' its not the coffee alone made u feel like that even the ambiance , the music they are playing, glass in which it is served, the politeness of the waiter, the ac and even the chair.
Today i made cappuccino at home. Its instant coffee make from bru. A cold one. I would appreciate it when i had it at some restaurant served in a tall glass with a lemon and straw.
The process is simple, cut the packet, empty it in an glass and pour chilled water,stir it and wait for the creamy forth to rise. Its as per the instructions. I cut the sachet, emptied it in a steel water mug (all the glasses are yet to be clean) then i added water and stirred it with a knife ( status of spoons and glasses are same), waited 5 min for the creamy thing. Nothing formed except the foam which is formed when i stirred it. I thought its ok and started sipping it. It was sour. I read the instructions again, i was right in making it. Dont know where i went wrong. Then i waited some more time hoping the creamy thing pop up. No, nothing happened. By that time it lost is coldness and when i sipped it, it tasted like the ordinary morning filter coffee which lost its heat by evening. ( I am good at forgetting things!!). I tried to complete it with my will power but my will power is very low then i gave up. Now coconut tree in the backyard drinking it. I wonder how it is feeling while having it. I hoping to get cappuccino coconuts from now on.
Day after tomorrow is the big day. My parents will come to hyderabad. I am trying to make the house 'home sweet home' again. I dont now why ppl lke neat and tidy houses., wish to kill that fellow who first said "cleanliness is next to godliness". My mom wont understand when i say "i am an agnostic, so i need not work for cleanliness".
I am lazy to wash dishes and even lazy to throw them in backyard to let maid clean it. So since last week i have been using rice bowl for tea and same glass to have it. No need to mention about the process called "washing cloths"(Doing it now).
But in these 10 days i have leant some new skills...i would say life saving skills...like preparing maggi. Even i experimented on potato fry (added some sugar to it along with chilli and salt....not so good but eatable.
Well, today i have learnt a new thing about human psychology or my psychology. That is whenever we feel great about something that depends upon many constraints which we even dont know. If u ever enjoyed a cappuccino at coffee day or somewhere when u felt like 'wow' its not the coffee alone made u feel like that even the ambiance , the music they are playing, glass in which it is served, the politeness of the waiter, the ac and even the chair.
Today i made cappuccino at home. Its instant coffee make from bru. A cold one. I would appreciate it when i had it at some restaurant served in a tall glass with a lemon and straw.
The process is simple, cut the packet, empty it in an glass and pour chilled water,stir it and wait for the creamy forth to rise. Its as per the instructions. I cut the sachet, emptied it in a steel water mug (all the glasses are yet to be clean) then i added water and stirred it with a knife ( status of spoons and glasses are same), waited 5 min for the creamy thing. Nothing formed except the foam which is formed when i stirred it. I thought its ok and started sipping it. It was sour. I read the instructions again, i was right in making it. Dont know where i went wrong. Then i waited some more time hoping the creamy thing pop up. No, nothing happened. By that time it lost is coldness and when i sipped it, it tasted like the ordinary morning filter coffee which lost its heat by evening. ( I am good at forgetting things!!). I tried to complete it with my will power but my will power is very low then i gave up. Now coconut tree in the backyard drinking it. I wonder how it is feeling while having it. I hoping to get cappuccino coconuts from now on.
Day after tomorrow is the big day. My parents will come to hyderabad. I am trying to make the house 'home sweet home' again. I dont now why ppl lke neat and tidy houses., wish to kill that fellow who first said "cleanliness is next to godliness". My mom wont understand when i say "i am an agnostic, so i need not work for cleanliness".
Monday, October 20, 2008
About diaries....
Do you have the habit of writing? I dont; but i have tried many times though unsuccessfully. People say its a good thing to maintain a diary, so that they sneak into your thoughts and personal life!!!
But writing a diary is useful thing i suppose, if you become a great person in future it will be handy to the writer who is writing ur biography, and to you if u start an autobiography. Anyway its useful..
Yesterday i started reading "Ralu rappalu" by Tapi dharmarao. Its his autobiography. And according to him its hard to write ones autobiography without a diary. You have to dig up ur past. I agree with that.
Today i started readying "The diary of nobody". Its a fiction inform of an autobiography. But i like the writing style. Its a list of events according to date on which they are performed. Its just like a diary everyone writes. Including the trivial things which makes it fun to read.
When i was primary school i had this habit. I used to forgot about it for few days they i used to fill those with "Roju laage jarigindi....means like any other day". I could somebody find something worth to write about everyday.
Of late one of my net-friend told me to write a new event you have learnt that day. I thought its a good idea to start off. But am i learning something new everyday. That day i learned that i am not learning anything new so there is nothing to write about...may be an excuse to skip the tedious job of maintaining a diary.
ppl say only hardworking men will get the glory and will become great. So according to that argument lazy ppl dont become great, so nobody going to write a biography of him and nobody going to read his autobiography. So what is the point of maintaining a diary.
Please dont say that writing a diary is not for biography or autobiography its for self-reading. Its an old argument. The new personality development courses says that forget the past look into the future. When u want to look into the future why u wish to read your past. Reading ur past is not a good thing. It will remind the dumb things u have performed and the bad things others done to you. It will create a negetive feeling in your heart. When u remember the odd and dumb things u have done, its likely that you become intravert and inferiority complex patient. Thats bad. If u remember the bad things others have done to you, ur heart will be filled with venom called revenge. Even this is bad. And when some new happiness is waiting for you why would u ponder ur self in the already enjoyed happiness. Again bad.
So, i conclude that writing diary is a bad thing if u dont become a great person.
But writing a diary is useful thing i suppose, if you become a great person in future it will be handy to the writer who is writing ur biography, and to you if u start an autobiography. Anyway its useful..
Yesterday i started reading "Ralu rappalu" by Tapi dharmarao. Its his autobiography. And according to him its hard to write ones autobiography without a diary. You have to dig up ur past. I agree with that.
Today i started readying "The diary of nobody". Its a fiction inform of an autobiography. But i like the writing style. Its a list of events according to date on which they are performed. Its just like a diary everyone writes. Including the trivial things which makes it fun to read.
When i was primary school i had this habit. I used to forgot about it for few days they i used to fill those with "Roju laage jarigindi....means like any other day". I could somebody find something worth to write about everyday.
Of late one of my net-friend told me to write a new event you have learnt that day. I thought its a good idea to start off. But am i learning something new everyday. That day i learned that i am not learning anything new so there is nothing to write about...may be an excuse to skip the tedious job of maintaining a diary.
ppl say only hardworking men will get the glory and will become great. So according to that argument lazy ppl dont become great, so nobody going to write a biography of him and nobody going to read his autobiography. So what is the point of maintaining a diary.
Please dont say that writing a diary is not for biography or autobiography its for self-reading. Its an old argument. The new personality development courses says that forget the past look into the future. When u want to look into the future why u wish to read your past. Reading ur past is not a good thing. It will remind the dumb things u have performed and the bad things others done to you. It will create a negetive feeling in your heart. When u remember the odd and dumb things u have done, its likely that you become intravert and inferiority complex patient. Thats bad. If u remember the bad things others have done to you, ur heart will be filled with venom called revenge. Even this is bad. And when some new happiness is waiting for you why would u ponder ur self in the already enjoyed happiness. Again bad.
So, i conclude that writing diary is a bad thing if u dont become a great person.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Art of teasing people........some of my methods
For a long time I did not update my blog, so thought I should write something....then I shattered my brain for ideas, didn't get any. Then I thought I should write one of my interesting topics "The art of teasing ppl" when I say teasing, I mean pulling legs not harassing or humiliating or hurting them. And these are some of the methods I applied on people and found them successful.
1. It is easy to tease who believe in god. Just make them feel that they are atheist. Blame them that they are not performing the rituals for the sake of god, its just show off. This will really irritate them. And try to use heavy words like "Bharateeaya samskruti sampradayalu" . No option left to them except being helpless even to retort.
2. Next category of people you can easily irritate is boozers. Say them at your face the you are a boozer, call them 'ore...tagubothoda'. Each time they met you, remind them that they are boozers. Whenever they say something, just say "Nenu taagubotolla maatalu nammanu raa". Make him a drunkard in front of others. Really teasing a boozer is real fun.
3. Pronounce their name many times, if possible their full name, before and after every sentence you speak. This will work with everyone, even with your mother ( I used to do that when I am a child). Say "Amma, aakalestondi amma, amma annama pettava amma, amma kitchen lo pedatava leka hall lo pedatava amma, amma em koora vandavamma, amma perugu leda amma" like that. Communication books says taht for every person their name is the sweetest one, so give them the same sweet in tons, after some time I am sure they feel like "Oh god, I will give you anything if he stops pronouncing my name, I cant hear my name these many times". Make sure that you pronounce their name with same modulation.
4. Repeat their catchy words. Some people have the habit of talking in low voice without seeing at your face. They are speaking to you. Even you listen what they spoke, if they are talking to you facing other side, ask them "Are you talking to your self or you are talking to me". Repeat the same whenever they are not facing towards you and talking.
5. Talk to them too affectionately. Make your words, modulation and body language so affectionate that they should run away from you. I tested it on my sister. Its a success. This method when mixed with repetitive name method will produce wonderful results. For example "Tinnava raji, tinava raji, enduku raji, ontlo baleda raji, doctore daggaraki veldama raji, nu tinakapothe naaku elano untundi raji, koncham anna tinu raji" like that. My sister is a very good victim.
6. Throwing sarcastic dialogs is something common in close friends. When you are chitchatting with your friends and someone bowls a sarcastic ball on another, tell the second person explicitly that the first one is insulting him. This will create an embarrassment in both the fellows. The second fellow will make a face and will say " I can understand this" and first will start defending himself and will say "No i am not being sarcastic" and finally both of them end up bickering.
7. Showing others their own mistakes will really piss them off. Even though they are so called open minded and ppl-who-can-accept-their-own-mistakes. Showing them their mistakes or analyzing their actions will really hurt their ego.
8. Speak in their own accent. With same modulation and similar words. At first they wont recognize it, but later they will understand. For that u need to observe their usage of words very carefully.
9.This one is a old one, i used it on my competitor in studies when i am in school. fortunately or unfortunately he become the class leader and as one of the duties of leader he was doing the job of writing the names of students who are disturbing the calmness of the class in absence of teacher. I used to sit in the last bench. I started giving him a big smile with lips closed without moving my gaze from him. I am not making any noise nor i am disturbing others from studying. I am not doing anything that can be called wrong. Just smiling with the constant gaze at him. He got irate, irritated he deliberately wish to write my name on the board and get me the punishments, but on what grounds? At last he asked me, why are smiling at me. I said nothing. He cant even complain to teacher. I really enjoyed teasing him, hitting him. Try this one, it will make others boil.
10. This one is on my friend in b.tech who is flirting with one of the young lecturer. I started writing poetry on them and i used to read the poetry while walking from bus stop to college everyday. After 7 to 8 such poems he stopped flirting with her in the class and one day came to my home to request me not to write such poetry anymore.
11. There are many methods like, lecturing ppl on the etiquette, morality , language and posing as a gnyan guru, giving them missed calls when they are deliberately waiting for the call from their date, giving a same smile each time there is an eye contact. When some one watching their fav actor/actress movie ask too many questions, like, is he the villain, what is he doing, why is he doing like that, why she is crying etc etc. If someone likes the old melodies sing the remix version of it including beats (make the beat music with mouth, du du dish , like that, this will irate them more). asking too many questions like what , why , how and where (Enduku , emiti and elaaa?) and be poetic while speaking or writing and make them get confused about what u are saying. Say that the other person is too good and u are very glad to have such a person as friend, say it in different ways, at different places and times, this will make them blush, or proud. If they felt proud about that they will say that to the common friend and then he will will say " antaledu....sanju ki vetakaram ekkuva..." that will spoil their mood. My friend is the victim for this. One more method is praising them a lot.
One of the cruel form of teasing is, giving others a book or movie after telling the suspense part. I was the victim of it. This will really irritates you, self experience guys.
You know one thing, after reading this post some of my victims want to kill me. To tease them i will make sure that they will read it. If u have any new ideas, share them guys, lets make this world a friendly place to live.
1. It is easy to tease who believe in god. Just make them feel that they are atheist. Blame them that they are not performing the rituals for the sake of god, its just show off. This will really irritate them. And try to use heavy words like "Bharateeaya samskruti sampradayalu" . No option left to them except being helpless even to retort.
2. Next category of people you can easily irritate is boozers. Say them at your face the you are a boozer, call them 'ore...tagubothoda'. Each time they met you, remind them that they are boozers. Whenever they say something, just say "Nenu taagubotolla maatalu nammanu raa". Make him a drunkard in front of others. Really teasing a boozer is real fun.
3. Pronounce their name many times, if possible their full name, before and after every sentence you speak. This will work with everyone, even with your mother ( I used to do that when I am a child). Say "Amma, aakalestondi amma, amma annama pettava amma, amma kitchen lo pedatava leka hall lo pedatava amma, amma em koora vandavamma, amma perugu leda amma" like that. Communication books says taht for every person their name is the sweetest one, so give them the same sweet in tons, after some time I am sure they feel like "Oh god, I will give you anything if he stops pronouncing my name, I cant hear my name these many times". Make sure that you pronounce their name with same modulation.
4. Repeat their catchy words. Some people have the habit of talking in low voice without seeing at your face. They are speaking to you. Even you listen what they spoke, if they are talking to you facing other side, ask them "Are you talking to your self or you are talking to me". Repeat the same whenever they are not facing towards you and talking.
5. Talk to them too affectionately. Make your words, modulation and body language so affectionate that they should run away from you. I tested it on my sister. Its a success. This method when mixed with repetitive name method will produce wonderful results. For example "Tinnava raji, tinava raji, enduku raji, ontlo baleda raji, doctore daggaraki veldama raji, nu tinakapothe naaku elano untundi raji, koncham anna tinu raji" like that. My sister is a very good victim.
6. Throwing sarcastic dialogs is something common in close friends. When you are chitchatting with your friends and someone bowls a sarcastic ball on another, tell the second person explicitly that the first one is insulting him. This will create an embarrassment in both the fellows. The second fellow will make a face and will say " I can understand this" and first will start defending himself and will say "No i am not being sarcastic" and finally both of them end up bickering.
7. Showing others their own mistakes will really piss them off. Even though they are so called open minded and ppl-who-can-accept-their-own-mistakes. Showing them their mistakes or analyzing their actions will really hurt their ego.
8. Speak in their own accent. With same modulation and similar words. At first they wont recognize it, but later they will understand. For that u need to observe their usage of words very carefully.
9.This one is a old one, i used it on my competitor in studies when i am in school. fortunately or unfortunately he become the class leader and as one of the duties of leader he was doing the job of writing the names of students who are disturbing the calmness of the class in absence of teacher. I used to sit in the last bench. I started giving him a big smile with lips closed without moving my gaze from him. I am not making any noise nor i am disturbing others from studying. I am not doing anything that can be called wrong. Just smiling with the constant gaze at him. He got irate, irritated he deliberately wish to write my name on the board and get me the punishments, but on what grounds? At last he asked me, why are smiling at me. I said nothing. He cant even complain to teacher. I really enjoyed teasing him, hitting him. Try this one, it will make others boil.
10. This one is on my friend in b.tech who is flirting with one of the young lecturer. I started writing poetry on them and i used to read the poetry while walking from bus stop to college everyday. After 7 to 8 such poems he stopped flirting with her in the class and one day came to my home to request me not to write such poetry anymore.
11. There are many methods like, lecturing ppl on the etiquette, morality , language and posing as a gnyan guru, giving them missed calls when they are deliberately waiting for the call from their date, giving a same smile each time there is an eye contact. When some one watching their fav actor/actress movie ask too many questions, like, is he the villain, what is he doing, why is he doing like that, why she is crying etc etc. If someone likes the old melodies sing the remix version of it including beats (make the beat music with mouth, du du dish , like that, this will irate them more). asking too many questions like what , why , how and where (Enduku , emiti and elaaa?) and be poetic while speaking or writing and make them get confused about what u are saying. Say that the other person is too good and u are very glad to have such a person as friend, say it in different ways, at different places and times, this will make them blush, or proud. If they felt proud about that they will say that to the common friend and then he will will say " antaledu....sanju ki vetakaram ekkuva..." that will spoil their mood. My friend is the victim for this. One more method is praising them a lot.
One of the cruel form of teasing is, giving others a book or movie after telling the suspense part. I was the victim of it. This will really irritates you, self experience guys.
You know one thing, after reading this post some of my victims want to kill me. To tease them i will make sure that they will read it. If u have any new ideas, share them guys, lets make this world a friendly place to live.
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