Sunday, December 28, 2008

Greatest virtue in the world---laziness!!

Often people see laziness as vice, but i guess its a virtue. And its the driving force which makes the world move forward. We are too lazy to move our hands to communicate so we learned how to speak. And some people went too far, they dont want to move their jaws to communicate, they will just give expressions and expect us to understand. We are too lazy to understand that expressions from their point of view and we will just assume whatever come to our mind, leading to misunderstandings.

We are lazy togo n kill a person with small arms, we developed guns. Students r too lazy to work hard so they copy in the exams.

We are lazy to goto bank and do the transaction, so they invented online banking. And mobile banking come to our rescue when we are lazy to sit before a computer to do the bank work!!

We often use "k" insted of "ok" while smsing or chatting, dont u think its funny? If we dont have laziness why would anyone invent a tv remote? And even slavery is result of our laziness.

Especialy we indians are too lazy to do anything. We are too lazy to raise our voice against injustice. We lazy to cast our vote. Lazy to take precuations untill something bad happens. Lazy to know what happening to the country. So usually we depend upon the cab-gossips, bus-chats to improve our knowledges.

But we are the best in claiming that we are not lazy. We invented nothing expect zero, but we claim every scintific invention from radio waves to nuclear bomb, stolen from our vedas by foregners. We talk about politics though we never use power of vote. Lazy enough to go n pay our taxes, but we complain about bumping roads to power cuts. We are lazy to goto theater to watch a film, so we use piracy CD's. We talk about indian traditions n customs but lazy to learn sanskrit and lazy to conduct the marriage for 5 days.

Men are lzier than women. Its not the attribute we men develope while growing, its hardwired in our mind even before taking birth.Its considered that boyz prefer to sleep in the womb not like girls who move n kick their mothers from inside.

If u dont have laziness that indicates, u r not happy.You work on something if it is not acceptable to you or there is something u think not going in the right way. You want to change that n create a mess. Women always do that. They clean the room everyday and still doesnt where they kept the mobile or remote or handbag. We men developed memory power to balance our virtue.

The indian philosophy comes to handy in this regard, that its not real. We are living in maya, just like matrix. Then what is point of working hard when its not real.

Lets take a test to check how lazy u are, answer the following questions and find that out

1. I will never use T9 while texting and i wont use so called sms language.

2. I goto theater stand in the queue and take tickets, never use online booking or telephone booking

3. I goto Railway station n fillup the reservation form , never reserved through online.

4. My room is alway is clean, tidy and sophisticated.

5. After drinking tea or anything at home i will put the glass in the sink.

6. I work out daily.

7.I dont use speed dial in my mobile.

8. I never forgot taking Id card to office.

Now tell me how much lazy u r?