Monday, March 22, 2010

The bomb !!!

Yesterday in a kingfisher flight security ppl found something. It caused a lot of controversy . News channels say its a crude bomb. In an interview some official said its bomb with no detonation device..so its not going to blow. All most all news channels aired about it through out the day. I thought it would hit the headlines in todays newspaper ,but its just a tabloid , they mentioned it as a firecracker!!! Its a firecracker wrapped in a malayalam news paper and tied with a long string. Well...we all know firecrackers and crude bombs might blow along with light, but are they same?? How would you feel when u watched a full day program that includes interviews of various persons and lot of speculation about a blast of an atom bomb in hyderabad without visually showing it and the next day you read on papers that its a 'laxmi atom bomb' at a baaraat in hyderabad??

When the 2010 budget was released, that day all the news channels concentrated on fuel hike. Its all about fuel hike and nothing but fuel hike. Next day newspapers talked more about reduced income tax and very less about fuel hike.

On the day of holi...one must see star news. They will show you all the sizzling girls with great body, tight clothes and who are drenched to the core after playing holi. One must observe on what the news-cameraman concentrated his focus. Its more erotic than a bollywood item song.

Last year there was this big news on one news channel that Nepal is occupying portion of Indian land. And they did not talk about it from the next day!! After few days all most all news channels cried about the chinese aggression on indian land based some crap written in chinese on rocks which are inside india.

After few days, few telugu news channels aired that the Reliance group of industries wanted the death of Late CM sri YSR , to get hold on gas reserves of KG-basin. And this was based on some website from Germany!!!

Few years back shahid and karina filed a case on a magazine which printed few photos which were taken when they were kissing. And telugu news channel TV9 aired the whole kissing video the complete day. Along with it, the channel also aired the snippets of a video of an actress when she is taking a bath.When the tv9 -- a telugu news channel was launched, they used to show the previews of every porn CD police caught. The police confiscate those stuff so that young minds wont be affected. What about the affects on ppl when they are aired on a news channel daily. I have seen a program on TV9. Its about the guyz who stalk girls and captures them in their mobile phones. And the program was very educational on how to stalk a girl and capture her pics !!!And few news channels air item songs at the midnight. They are exclusive programs with an anchor who gives all teh gossip about celebrities.

But there is one news channel which is above all the news channels in india. Its the unique one. The shows mainly about reality shows happening in other entertainment channels. Who came to reality show, who was tossed out of the show, who slapped who!!! At morning 8am the program will be on latest bollywood gossips. And that channel is "headlines today".

Sunday, March 21, 2010

The climax !!

తెలుగు సినిమాలలో క్లిమాక్ష్లు చూసి విసుగొచ్చేసింది నాకు .......హీరో రావడం ....విలన్ ని తన్ని హీరోయిన్ ని కాపదడటం ....ఇప్పుడు మూవీస్ బెటర్ పాత వాటితో పోలిస్తే ...అసలు ఇది ...రామాయణం లోంచి కాపీ కొట్టింది .....పుట్టినప్పటినుంచి విని విని రామాయణం లో క్లిమాక్ష్ బోర్ అనిపిస్తోంది ఇప్పుడు నాకు.....అంతా రక్త పాతం ...అసలు సీత కోసం రాముడు వారధి కట్టి లంక చేరే టైం కల్లా ....సీత అలా రాముడి కోసం వేచి చూసే కన్నా ... నేనే పతివ్రతని అగుదునేని ....ఈ రావణుడి ఒక్కో తల వెయ్యి ముక్కలయ్యి , వాడు చచ్చి ....లంక లో మిగతా రాక్షసులు అంతా రాత్రికి రాత్రి నిద్ర లో నే ప్రశాంతంగా చనిపోవాలి ....అని అనుకుని ....రాముడు లంక చేరే టైం కి ...సీతే కోట తలుపులు తీసి ....hi honey ...how was the journey ..అని ప్రేమగా పలకరిస్తే మస్తుండేది కదా రామాయణం ...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

wierd responces for what i do !!!!

For the last year i have been preparing for civil service examinations. The preparation is in fact very frustrating , longest and depressing. But the fun part is when you tell people that you are preparing for it. Whenever i tell ppl about it...i get two kinds of responses.

All most all the uncles and aunties would tell me how hard it is and how i should read. They suggest me to read 18hrs per day. I wonder if it is humanly possible.

And the youngsters of my age usually gives me a strange look and would wish me best of luck. If they are close to me, they request me to some things. Few girls asked me to hire them as my personal assistants after i become an IAS officer. My friends usually ask me to sanction govt contracts to them when i become IAS.. My close friend and his gf offered to me raise my children with them, as most of the kids of IAS officers are spoiled . One guy who is riding with me on my bike, requested me to built fly-overs in hyderabad to smooth the traffic after i become IAS.. Teenagers from other colony asked me to become IPS instead of IAS, so that i would save them when police caught them while doing nasty things.

Will i become a civil servant or not...i am not sure but its funny how people react. And the preparation is really worth something in life !!!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Fasting for 10yrs???

Do you know about Irom Sharmila? She has been fasting against Armed forces special powers act of 1958. Guyz ....she is an indian...from Manipur.

check this link out for more details

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irom_Sharmila_Chanu